by Eliot · Cluster: Spiritual Emptiness · Waste Land (Sterility) · Greek Tragedy

Abstract

Aristophanic melodrama fragment with Orestes/St John of the Cross epigraphs: cards, a coffin, a murder, the hangman; birth-copulation-death and pursuing guilt.

Connections

Topoi: Katabasis Descent Archetypes: Outsider Motifs: Death, Dreams, Music and Song, Wine and Drink Themes & Concepts: Spiritual Emptiness, Waste Land (Sterility), Guilt, Terror and Horror, Alienation Forms & Genres: Verse Drama, Fragment Historical References: Greek Tragedy Settings: London Characters: Sweeney

Testo integrale / Full text

Chi parlaBattuta
(didascalia)Sweeney Agonistes
Fragments of an Aristophanic Melodrama
Orestes: You don’t see them, you don’t — but I see them: they are hunting me down, I must move on.
Choephoroi.
Hence the soul cannot be possessed of the divine union, until it has divested itself of the love of created beings.


St. John of the Cross.
Fragment of a Prologue
DUSTYDORIS.
DUSTYHow about Pereira?
DORISWhat about Pereira?


          I don’t care.
DUSTYYou don’t care!


           Who pays the rent?
DORISYes he pays the rent
DUSTYWell some men don’t and some men do


            Some men don’t and you know who
DORIS:You can have Pereira
DUSTYWhat about Pereira?
DORISHe’s no gentleman, Pereira:


            You can’t trust him!
DUSTYWell that’s true.


            He’s no gentleman if you can’t trust him
            And if you can’t trust him —


            Then you never know what he’s going to do.
DORISNo it wouldn’t do to be too nice to Pereira.
DUSTYNow Sam’s a gentleman through and through.
DORISI like Sam
DUSTYI like Sam


            Yes and Sam’s a nice boy too.
            He’s a funny fellow
DORISHe is a funny fellow


            He’s like a fellow once I knew.
He could make you laugh.
DUSTYSam can make you laugh:


            Sam’s all right
DORISBut Pereira won’t do.


            We can’t have Pereira
DUSTYWell what you going to do?
TELEPHONETing a ling ling


                    Ting a ling ling
DUSTYThat’s Pereira
DORISYes that’s Pereira
DUSTYWell what you going to do?
TELEPHONETing a ling ling


                    Ting a ling ling
DUSTYThat’s Pereira
DORISWell can’t you stop that horrible noise?


            Pick up the receiver
DUSTYWhat’ll I say?
DORISSay what you like: say I’m ill,


            Say I broke my leg on the stairs
            Say we’ve had a fire
DUSTYHello Hello are you there?


            Yes this is Miss Dorrance’s flat —


            Oh Mr. Pereira is that you? how do you do!
            Oh I’m so sorry. I am so sorry


            But Doris came home with a terrible chill
            No, just a chill
            Oh I think it’s only a chill


            Yes indeed I hope so too —
            Well I hope we shan’t have to call a doctor


            Doris just hates having a doctor
            She says will you ring up on Monday
            She hopes to be all right on Monday
            I say do you mind if I ring off now
            She’s got her feet in mustard and water
            I said I’m giving her mustard and water
            All right, Monday you’ll phone through.
            Yes I’ll tell her. Good bye. Goooood bye.
            I’m sure, that’s very kind of you.
                                               Ah-h-h
DORISNow I’m going to cut the cards for to-night.


            Oh guess what the first is
DUSTYFirst is. What is?
DORISThe King of Clubs
DUSTYThat’s Pereira
DORISIt might be Sweeney
DUSTYIt’s Pereira
DORISIt might just as well be Sweeney
DUSTYWell anyway it’s very queer.
DORISHere’s the four of diamonds, what’s that mean?
DUSTY(reading) ‘A small sum of money, or a present


                              Of wearing apparel, or a party’.
                              That’s queer too.
DORISHere’s the three. What’s that mean?
DUSTY‘News of an absent friend’. — Pereira!
DORISThe Queen of Hearts! — Mrs. Porter!
DUSTYOr it might be you
DORISOr it might be you


            We’re all hearts. You can’t be sure.
            It just depends on what comes next.
            You’ve got to think when you read the cards,


            It’s not a thing that anyone can do.
DUSTYYes I know you’ve a touch with the cards


            What comes next?
DORISWhat comes next. It’s the six.
DUSTY‘A quarrel. An estrangement. Separation of friends’.
DORISHere’s the two of spades.
DUSTYThe two of spades!


           THAT’S THE COFFIN!!
DORISTHAT’S THE COFFIN?


            Oh good heavens what’ll I do?
            Just before a party too!
DUSTYWell it needn’t be yours, it may mean a friend.
DORISNo it’s mine. I’m sure it’s mine.


            I dreamt of weddings all last night.
            Yes it’s mine. I know it’s mine.
            Oh good heavens what’ll I do.
            Well I’m not going to draw any more,
            You cut for luck. You cut for luck.
            It might break the spell. You cut for luck.
DUSTYThe Knave of Spades.
DORISThat’ll be Snow
DUSTYOr it might be Swarts
DORISOr it might be Snow
DUSTYIt’s a funny thing how I draw court cards —
DORISThere’s a lot in the way you pick them up
DUSTYThere’s an awful lot in the way you feel
DORISSometimes they’ll tell you nothing at all
DUSTYYou’ve got to know what you want to ask them
DORISYou’ve got to know what you want to know
DUSTYIt’s no use asking them too much
DORISIt’s no use asking more than once
DUSTYSometimes they’re no use at all.
DORISI’d like to know about that coffin.
DUSTYWell I never! What did I tell you?


            Wasn’t I saying I always draw court cards?
            The Knave of Hearts!
(didascalia)(Whistle outside of the window.)
DUSTY                                               Well I never
            What a coincidence! Cards are queer!
(didascalia)(Whistle again.)
DORISIs that Sam?
DUSTYOf course it’s Sam!
DORISOf course, the Knave of Hearts is Sam!


DUSTY (leaning out of the window): Hello Sam!
WAUCHOPEHello dear


                    How many’s up there?
DUSTYNobody’s up here


            How many’s down there?
WAUCHOPEFour of us here.


                    Wait till I put the car round the corner
                    We’ll be right up
DUSTYAll right, come up.


DUSTY (to DORIS): Cards are queer.
DORISI’d like to know about that coffin.


            KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
            KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
            KNOCK
            KNOCK
            KNOCK
DORISDUSTY.  WAUCHOPE.  HORSFALL.  KLIPSTEIN.  KRUMPACKER.
WAUCHOPEHello Doris! Hello Dusty! How do you do!


             How come? how come? will you permit me —
             I think you girls both know Captain Horsfall —
             We want you to meet two friends of ours,
             American gentlemen here on business.
             Meet Mr. Klipstein. Meet Mr. Krumpacker.
KLIPSTEINHow do you do
KRUMPACKERHow do you do
KLIPSTEINI’m very pleased to make your acquaintance
KRUMPACKERExtremely pleased to become acquainted
KLIPSTEINSam — I should say Loot Sam Wauchope
KRUMPACKEROf the Canadian Expeditionary Force —
KLIPSTEINThe Loot has told us a lot about you.
KRUMPACKERWe were all in the war together


              Klip and me and the Cap and Sam.
KLIPSTEINYes we did our bit, as you folks say,


              I’ll tell the world we got the Hun on the run
KRUMPACKERWhat about that poker game? eh what Sam?


              What about that poker game in Bordeaux?
              Yes Miss Dorrance you get Sam
              To tell about that poker game in Bordeaux.
DUSTYDo you know London well, Mr. Krumpacker?
KLIPSTEINNo we never been here before
KRUMPACKERWe hit this town last night for the first time
KLIPSTEINAnd I certainly hope it won’t be the last time.
DORISYou like London, Mr. Klipstein?
KRUMPACKERDo we like London? do we like London!


              Do we like London!! Eh what Klip?
KLIPSTEINSay, Miss — er — uh — London’s swell.


              We like London fine.
KRUMPACKERPerfectly slick.
DUSTYWhy don’t you come and live here then?
KLIPSTEINWell, no, Miss — er — you haven’t quite got it


             (I’m afraid I didn’t quite catch your name —
             But I’m very pleased to meet you all the same) —
             London’s a little too gay for us
             Yes I’ll say a little too gay.
KRUMPACKERYes London’s a little too gay for us
             Don’t think I mean anything coarse —


             But I’m afraid we couldn’t stand the pace.
             What about it Klip?
KLIPSTEINYou said it, Krum.


             London’s a slick place, London’s a swell place,
             London’s a fine place to come on a visit —
KRUMPACKERSpecially when you got a real live Britisher


             A guy like Sam to show you around.
             Sam of course is at home in London,


             And he’s promised to show us around.
Fragment of an Agon
SWEENEYWAUCHOPE. HORSFALL. KLIPSTEIN.
KRUMPACKERSWARTS. SNOW. DORIS. DUSTY.
SWEENEYI’ll carry you off


              To a cannibal isle.
DORISYou’ll be the cannibal!
SWEENEYYou’ll be the missionary!


              You’ll be my little seven stone missionary!
              I’ll gobble you up. I’ll be the cannibal.
DORISYou’ll carry me off? To a cannibal isle?
SWEENEYI’ll be the cannibal.
DORISI’ll be the missionary.


              I’ll convert you!
SWEENEYI’ll convert you!


              Into a stew.
              A nice little, white little, missionary stew.
DORISYou wouldn’t eat me!
SWEENEYYes I’d eat you!


              In a nice little, white little, soft little, tender little,
              Juicy little, right little, missionary stew.
              You see this egg
              You see this egg
              Well that’s life on a crocodile isle.
              There’s no telephones
              There’s no gramophones
              There’s no motor cars
              No two-seaters, no six-seaters,
              No Citroën, no Rolls-Royce.
              Nothing to eat but the fruit as it grows.
              Nothing to see but the palmtrees one way
              And the sea the other way,
              Nothing to hear but the sound of the surf.
              Nothing at all but three things
DORISWhat things?
SWEENEYBirth, and copulation and death.


              That’s all, that’s all, that’s all, that’s all,
              Birth, and copulation, and death.
DORISI’d be bored.
SWEENEYYou’d be bored.


              Birth, and copulation, and death.
DORISI’d be bored.
SWEENEYYou’d be bored.


              Birth, and copulation, and death.
              That’s all the facts when you come to brass tacks:
              Birth, and copulation, and death.
              I’ve been born, and once is enough.
              You don’t remember, but I remember,
              Once is enough.
SONG BY WAUCHOPE AND HORSFALL
SWARTS AS TAMBOSNOW AS BONES
Under the bamboo
Bamboo bamboo
Under the bamboo tree
Two live as one
One live as two
Two live as three
Under the bam
Under the boo
Under the bamboo tree.
Where the breadfruit fall
And the penguin call
And the sound is the sound of the sea
Under the bam
Under the boo
Under the bamboo tree
Where the Gauguin maids
In the banyan shades
Wear palmleaf drapery
Under the bam
Under the boo
Under the bamboo tree.


Tell me in what part of the wood
Do you want to flirt with me?
Under the breadfruit, banyan, palmleaf
Or under the bamboo tree?
Any old tree will do for me
Any old wood is just as good
Any old isle is just my style
Any fresh egg
Any fresh egg
And the sound of the coral sea.
DORISI don’t like eggs; I never liked eggs;


           And I don’t like life on your crocodile isle.
DORISThat’s not life, that’s no life


           Why I’d just as soon be dead.
SWEENEYThat’s what life is. Just is
DORISWhat is?


           What’s that life is?
SWEENEYLife is death.


            I knew a man once did a girl in —
DORISOh Mr. Sweeney, please don’t talk,


           I cut the cards before you came
           And I drew the coffin
SWARTSYou drew the coffin?
DORISI drew the COFFIN very last card.


           I don’t care for such conversation
           A woman runs a terrible risk.
SNOWLet Mr. Sweeney continue his story.


           I assure you, Sir, we are very interested.
SWEENEYI knew a man once did a girl in.


            Any man might do a girl in
            Any man has to, needs to, wants to
            Once in a lifetime, do a girl in
            Well he kept her there in a bath
            With a gallon of lysol in a bath
SWARTSThese fellows always get pinched in the end.
SNOWExcuse me, they don’t all get pinched in the end.


           What about them bones on Epsom Heath?
           I seen that in the papers
           You seen it in the papers
           They don’t all get pinched in the end.
DORISA woman runs a terrible risk.
SNOWLet Mr. Sweeney continue his story.
SWEENEYThis one didn’t get pinched in the end


            But that’s another story too.
            This went on for a couple of months
            Nobody came
            And nobody went
            But he took in the milk and he paid the rent.
SWARTSWhat did he do?


            All that time, what did he do?
SWEENEYWhat did he do! what did he do?


            That don’t apply.
            Talk to live men about what they do.
            He used to come and see me sometimes
            I’d give him a drink and cheer him up.
DORISCheer him up?
DUSTYCheer him up?
SWEENEYWell here again that don’t apply


          But I’ve gotta use words when I talk to you.
          But here’s what I was going to say.
          He didn’t know if he was alive
                                             and the girl was dead
          He didn’t know if the girl was alive
                                             and he was dead
          He didn’t know if they were both alive
                                             or both were dead
          If he was alive then the milkman wasn’t
                                             and the rent-collector wasn’t
          And if they were alive then he was dead.
          There wasn’t any joint
          There wasn’t any joint
          For when you’re alone
          When you’re alone like he was alone
          You’re either or neither
          I tell you again it don’t apply
          Death or life or life or death
          Death is life and life is death
          I gotta use words when I talk to you
          But if you understand or if you don’t
          That’s nothing to me and nothing to you
          We all gotta do what we gotta do
          We’re gona sit here and drink this booze
          We’re gona sit here and have a tune
          We’re gona stay and we’re gona go
          And somebody’s gotta pay the rent
DORISI know who
SWEENEYBut that’s nothing to me and nothing to you.
FULL CHORUSWAUCHOPE, HORSFALL, KLIPSTEIN,
KRUMPACKER
           When you’re alone in the middle of the night and
                  you wake in a sweat and a hell of a fright
           When you’re alone in the middle of the bed and
                  you wake like someone hit you in the head
           You’ve had a cream of a nightmare dream and
                  you’ve got the hoo-ha’s coming to you.
          Hoo hoo hoo
          You dreamt you waked up at seven o’clock and it’s
                  foggy and it’s damp and it’s dawn and it’s dark
          And you wait for a knock and the turning of a lock
                  for you know the hangman’s waiting for you.
          And perhaps you’re alive
          And perhaps you’re dead
          Hoo ha ha
          Hoo ha ha
          Hoo
          Hoo
          Hoo
          KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
          KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
          KNOCK
          KNOCK
          KNOCK

Coriolan
I. Triumphal March
Stone, bronze, stone, steel, stone, oakleaves, horses’ heels
Over the paving.
And the flags. And the trumpets. And so many eagles.
How many? Count them. And such a press of people.
We hardly knew ourselves that day, or knew the City.
This is the way to the temple, and we so many crowding the way.
So many waiting, how many waiting? what did it matter, on such a day?
Are they coming? No, not yet. You can see some eagles. And hear the trumpets.


Here they come. Is he coming?
The natural wakeful life of our Ego is a perceiving.
We can wait with our stools and our sausages.
What comes first? Can you see? Tell us. It is
      5,800,000 rifles and carbines,
         102,000 machine guns,
           28,000 trench mortars,
           53,000 field and heavy guns,
I cannot tell how many projectiles, mines and fuses,
           13,000 aeroplanes,
           24,000 aeroplane engines,
           50,000 ammunition waggons,
now     55,000 army waggons,
           11,000 field kitchens,
             1,150 field bakeries.
What a time that took. Will it be he now? No,
Those are the golf club Captains, these the Scouts,
And now the société gymnastique de Poissy
And now come the Mayor and the Liverymen. Look
There he is now, look:
There is no interrogation in his eyes
Or in the hands, quiet over the horse’s neck,
And the eyes watchful, waiting, perceiving, indifferent.
O hidden under the dove’s wing, hidden in the turtle’s breast,
Under the palmtree at noon, under the running water
At the still point of the turning world. O hidden.
Now they go up to the temple. Then the sacrifice.
Now come the virgins bearing urns, urns containing
Dust
Dust
Dust of dust, and now
Stone, bronze, stone, steel, stone, oakleaves, horses’ heels
Over the paving.
This is all we could see. But how many eagles! and how many trumpets!
(And Easter Day, we didn’t get to the country,
So we took young Cyril to church. And they rang a bell
And he said right out loud, crumpets.)
                                         Don’t throw away that sausage,
It’ll come in handy. He’s artful. Please, will you
Give us a light?
Light
Light
Et les soldats faisaient la haie? ILS LA FAISAIENT.
IIDifficulties of a Statesman
CRY what shall I cry?
All flesh is grass: comprehending
The Companions of the Bath, the Knights of the British Empire, the Cavaliers,


O Cavaliers! of the Legion of Honour,
The Order of the Black Eagle (1st and 2nd class),
And the Order of the Rising Sun.
Cry cry what shall I cry?
The first thing to do is to form the committees:
The consultative councils, the standing committees, select committees and sub-committees.


One secretary will do for several committees.
What shall I cry?
Arthur Edward Cyril Parker is appointed telephone operator
At a salary of one pound ten a week rising by annual increments of five shillings


To two pounds ten a week; with a bonus of thirty shillings at Christmas
And one week’s leave a year.
A committee has been appointed to nominate a commission of engineers


To consider the Water Supply.
A commission is appointed
For Public Works, chiefly the question of rebuilding the fortifications.
A commission is appointed
To confer with a Volscian commission
About perpetual peace: the fletchers and javelin-makers and smiths
Have appointed a joint committee to protest against the reduction of orders.


Meanwhile the guards shake dice on the marches
And the frogs (O Mantuan) croak in the marshes.
Fireflies flare against the faint sheet lightning
What shall I cry?
Mother mother
Here is the row of family portraits, dingy busts, all looking remarkably Roman,


Remarkably like each other, lit up successively by the flare
Of a sweaty torchbearer, yawning.
O hidden under the … Hidden under the … Where the dove’s foot rested and locked for a moment,


A still moment, repose of noon, set under the upper branches of noon’s widest tree


Under the breast feather stirred by the small wind after noon
There the cyclamen spreads its wings, there the clematis droops over the lintel


O mother (not among these busts, all correctly inscribed)
I a tired head among these heads
Necks strong to bear them
Noses strong to break the wind
Mother
May we not be some time, almost now, together,
If the mactations, immolations, oblations, impetrations,
Are now observed
May we not be
O hidden
Hidden in the stillness of noon, in the silent croaking night.
Come with the sweep of the little bat’s wing, with the small flare of the firefly or lightning bug,


‘Rising and falling, crowned with dust’, the small creatures,
The small creatures chirp thinly through the dust, through the night.
O mother
What shall I cry?
We demand a committee, a representative committee, a committee of investigation


RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN